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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing? Because they put on the salsa. Why did the banana factory shut down?

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Because they chucked out all the bent ones! What did the tomato say to the other tomato? What is Santa's favorite snack? Ho, hos! What is a table you can eat? A vegetable. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy. What do you call candy corn? Pumpkin poop! How do you hunt for elephants?

Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin? Where did the hamburgers go? To the Meat Ball! How do you get fat free milk? From a skinny cow! What's Santa's favourite candy? Jolly Ranchers! Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? He was annoyed with the HOLE business. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes? Because they're a fungi! What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball? What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where do you learn to make ice cream? At Sundae School! What did the fish say to the chip?

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What do you call a train full of bubble gum? A chew-chew train. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? What vegetables can't you take on a boat? What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order? What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?

Pepper the soda.

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What did the policeman have on his sandwich? Some traffic jam! What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job? Canned ham! What is Dracula's favourite fruit? A nectarine. What did the bread say to the man? Nothing, bread can't talk. What is green, small and round and goes up and down? A pea in a lift.

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What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers? What did the man say to the butcher at the deli? Have you heard the joke about the butter? Better not tell you, it might spread! Why did the hamburger go to the gym? It wanted better buns. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert? What does the baby popcorn call his dad? What did the ghost put on his bagel? What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Why did the mushroom have so many friends? Because he was a fungi! What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was on the other side.

Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop.

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Hopefully, some of the best vegetarian jokes included in this write-up have stuck in your head. You should remember that a good sense of humor is crucial for being a happy and healthy vegan. Also, sometimes joking at your own expense can be just the tonic you need to keep going. It is thus handy to remember a few of these jokes, because your friends will start throwing their own at you as soon as they realize you are vegetarian. Notify me of follow-up comments by email.

Notify me of new posts by email. Marketplace E-Cookbooks vegetarian recipes vegan recipes. Good Old Lightbulb Jokes It seems that light bulbs have been at the core of humor, vegetarian or not, ever since Thomas Edison invented them. There are at least three good vegetarian lightbulb jokes: Meat-Eaters and the Lightbulb How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather stay in the dark about things. Vegetarians and the Lightbulb How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Jokes About Eating People More than a few of the best vegetarian jokes out there involve eating people. Take a look at a few of the best ones: A Bumper Sticker Save a cow, eat a vegetarian! Restaurant Joke Do you serve vegetarians here? Of course, how would you like them cooked? Vegetarian Diet I follow a strict vegetarian diet. I eat only vegetarians. Another Bumper Sticker 9 out of 10 cannibals agree — vegetarians taste better! Food Jokes Any write-up about the best vegetarian jokes would be incomplete without at least a few jokes built around vegetarian foods.

Beef Jokes There are two takes on the vegetarian beef joke.

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